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dry witticisms and the occasional puns

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rdj-is-amazing:

“Also really wanna thank Susan Downey… we’re married and all that stuff. She says there can only be one rock star in a relationship…but I…this is my phrase..that behind every great man…and I mean great as far as like…whatever…there’s a woman with her hand in his back pocket patting his ass and her arm up his back telling his mouth what to do and how to move.”

Filed under robert downey jr susan downey rdj all the way not sorry at all

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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

(Source: -andrews, via therealfoxxcub)